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05 July 2009 @ 04:44 am
On All Fours - Literally And Whiskers Included // ByouxJin  
Title: On All Fours - Literally And Whiskers Included
Chapters: 1/1
Author: burn1ngcha0s
Genre: AU, humor
Warnings: none that I can think of atm
Rating: PG-13
Bands: SCREW
Pairings/Characters: ByouxJin
Synopsis: His eyebrow twitching, Byou watched as Jin crawled over the room and seddled himself to sleep on the vocalist's bed, purring in delight.
Waking up one morning, Jin finds himself in a... unusual situation.
Word count: 2,618
Disclaimer: I only claim rights to the story
Comments: Prompt #42 for paranormal25 - Skinwalker

It wasn't an unusual thing for Jin to wake up nowhere near his bed, or skipping sleep for the night. As a matter of fact, the places where he woke up after finally dozing off late at night, or the shamelessly early hours of the morning, had increased a tenfold during the last month. Working on the upcoming album, yes, but did it really have to take place at 3AM? This had gone overboard a while ago already...

So, when the drummer woke up flat on the floor, the screen of his laptop still glowing, he wasn't even phased. Yawning widely, he scratched his stomach, readjusting the shirt that had rode up to his abs while sleeping, and padded to the bathroom. There, staring at the shower, he cringed. Water seemed like a bad idea that morning. Seddling with just rinsing his face and brushing his teeth, he wandered off to the kitchen, turning the coffee-maker on when he passed the counter to the window. It was summer, all heaters were turned off, but it was annoyingly hot and stuffy in the whole apartment. As a bird just happened to fly by, he made a snatch for it but missed a second too late. Shrugging his bad luck off, he fetched his mug from the living room and a minute later, it was filled with hot, steaming and delicious morning coffee. The newspaper was also delivered, so sitting on the stool and flipping through the pages, he got ahold of the coffee and using his tail, sipped a little every now and then. Reaching to the comics section, he somehow managed to almost drop the paper, but reacting quickly, grabbed it before it reached the floor. Staring at the rip that he had created, he pouted. Maybe it was time to get his nails cut...

As he got to the last page, he folded the newspaper and set it to the table. Then, proceeding to rinse his cup, he sneezed. Okay, next to his nails, his hair needed a trim aswell. Wondering when his hair grew that long, he was already in the livingroom, and after checking his mail, plopped on the couch and clicked the TV on just in time to catch the morning news. Fire in Yokohama area, big discount sale in Harajuku, bla bla bla, yap yap yap, le dee daa. Growling in boredom, Jin curled up, folding his legs under himself and wrappped his tail around his ankles. Something didn't feel right, though. Without even noticing, he raised his hand and started licking it clean. Damn fur, getting in his throat and making him cough. But it had to be clean! Maybe he needed a shower after all, even if it was to cool down...

Throwing his shirt in the laundry basket and unzipping his pants, he stepped under the water. This was gonna take a long time until his fur would dry...

Wait! What again? Fur? His tail swishing around and hitting the wall when he turned around too fast, Jin hissed in pain. WAIT! TAIL?! EEEH??? Jumping out from the shower cabinet (and landing on his paws without tripping), Jin stared at his reflection from the half-foggy mirror. The sight was... nothing like he had imagined.

Long, thin whiskers twitching, the drummer touched his face almost covered in long, wet fur. Pointy ears moving a little at the sounds coming from elsewhere placed near the top of his head. Bright green eyes, pupils thin due to the dimness of the lights. Looking down, the drummers horror rose a tenfold - the fur was everywhere! To make it worse, his nails were no longer nails. Instead, when he squeezed his fist, sharp-looking claws emerged. Forgetting the running water, Jin was out of the bathroom. There, in the safety of his room, he got ahold of his phone and dialled the first number on speeddial.

"Another allnighter?" a sleepy voice came from the other end as the call was answered.

"Yuu-chan! Help!" Jin almost screetched in horror, surely startling the bassist with the loudness of his voice.

"Cut the volume, please, unless you want to make me deaf," Yuuto pleaded and the drummer could almost see him holding the phone away from his head and carefully rubbing his ears to make sure the eardrums were still intact.


"What's wrong? Your computer crashed or something?"

"NO! Go get everyone and bring your asses here ASAP!" Jin demanded, watching his tail flailing around and shuddered. "And make it fast."

"You've got to be kidding me. Everyone's asleep!" Yuuto tried to reason with the drummer. "It's gonna take an orchestra to get them all up! No, make that THREE orchestras playing as loud and off-tune as they can."

"I don't care!" Jin howled, "use your leader-skills or whatever! This is an emergency of level eight!" And throwing the phone on the nightstand, he glared at the wall, his tail twitching in annoyance.

"I still don't get it why did I have to come along," Kazuki whined. Behind him, Manabu yawned. Yuuto gave a weak shrug.

"Hell if I know, but he sounded desperate."

"Desperate for a good fuck most likely," Byou growled. "This better be good or I swear I'll sic a sugarhigh Zukki on him. Open up, fucker!" he kicked the front door of Jin's apartment. When no-one answered, he was about to kick it again when Yuuto stopped him.

"Let's try something else." And pushing the handle down, the door opened without a problem. Byou scoffed. "Hey, Jin, we're here!" the bassist called out, entering the hall. "What'd you want? You here or not?!" his tone changed when no-one replied. "Jin! Goddammit!" That's as far as he got due to something tackling him, making them both land on the floor.

"HOLY WEENER WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?" Kazuki jumped behind Manabu, peeking over the smaller's shoulder. On the floor, Yuuto struggled with a massive ball of fur.

"Get the FUCK off me!" he finally managed to roll the thing off and backed off to the rest of the band. "JIN! There's something abnormally off in here, come take care of it before it attacks!"

"It's me!"

"Jin! Where are you???"

"Right here!" the ball of fur growled and got up on two feet, brushing the dirt off. In front of him, the group of four stared, jaws dropped.

"J-jin?" Kazuki squeaked.

In front of them, the furball now stood in its full height. It's fur long, white and slightly damp, one ear black, one white and whiskers twitching, it glared. Behind it, it's tail swished about, left and right as if trying to hypnotise someone. The most remarkable thing was the pouty appearence it showed. "it's... me...I think." When no-one said a thing, it hissed, making everyone take another step back just in case. It was Yuuto who finally dared to move and taking a step towards the creature and sounding hesistant, opened his mouth to speak.

"Jin... Is that... err, you?"

"Of course it's me!" the furball flailed. "Help me!"

"WHOA! Whoa! Stop! Cut!" Manabu finally came to life aswell. "This is crazy. Jin, take that stupid costume off already!" And stepping forward, he grabbed onto one of the ears and pulled.

"STOP IT!" Jin howled, "it HURTS! OWWW!" he rubbed his abused ear, glaring the the guitarist. "It's real!"

"Right, and I'm the Easter bunny," Byou huffed and grabbed ahold of the tail. "Let's try again. Grab the ears, Manabu." And without waiting for a reply, he yanked the tail.

"OW OW OW OW OW OW!" the creature yelped, trying to break free from the two. Finally pulling his tail away from Byou's grasp, he yowled at Manabu who instantly backed away again upon seeing the fangs. Jumping to the other end of the room and sitting on the table, he pawed the tail and hissed at the two. "Sadists! I can't take anything off because it's real!"

"Jin..." Yuuto who had been quiet the whole time, weakly started, "what did you drink last night? You're..." he stopped, not really knowing how to continue.

"A cat?" Kazuki offered, somehow finding it all too amusing, and giggled. Jin glared.

"No shit."

About half an hour and Jin retelling everything three times later, the band sat on the floor in a circle, glancing the drummer every now and then. It's not everyday when your very human drummer suddenly becomes a cat. Seemingly a Persian, to be exact. Not that it really mattered in the longrun.

"So..." Manabu started, following the drummer's tail still swaying behind him as the drummer had curled his limbs together and now rested on one the arms of the sofa, lazily looking down at the rest of the group. "What now? I mean... How are we gonna explain this?"

"We could do cosplay from now on?" Kazuki suggested, shrugging when everyone looked at him funny. "What? Just saying..."

"Maybe," Yuuto ignored the guitarist, "we should retrace his steps. To know how he became like this."

From above, Jin snorted. Then, jumping down (and once again, landing without a sound), he took a seat in the middle of the circle. "I told you, I did nothing different than I usually do. I don't know how or why this happened. Besides," he strode towards the kitchen, shortly returning with a carton of milk and using one of his nails, opened one of the corners and after taking a gulp, continued, "the management will get suspicious when I don't show up for meeting and band practice anymore. I think we should tell them in advance unless you want them to freak out."

"A huge Persian as the drummer will surely give us the publicity we want," Byou rolled his eyes, frowning when Jin, clearly ignoring him, started cleaning his tail. "Would you at least stop that while I'm talking?!"

A roar of laughter errupted from Kazuki's corner. "Aww, but Byou, be grateful he's not licking his private parts!"

"Shut up."

"Make me."

Sighing upon the two bickering, Yuuto averted his attention back to the matter. Their drummer was a feline. With a tail and everything. Somehow, it all no longer seemed like a dream. Instead, he began understanding that this might be a serious crossroad for them. When Byou and Kazuki didn't seem to stop their silly arguing, he coughed. "Seriously, we need a plan. Think, guys."

"A new drummer?" Byou opted a minute of braincracking later and pulled away from Jin's reach just in time before a claw flashed by where just a second ago his face had been. Hissing, Jin pulled the claw back in and retreated to his previous spot, still glaring at the vocalist.

"Don't even think about it."

So, after hours of resultless thinking, they gave up. Nothing they thought out was gonna explain the situation even the slightest. Manabu was resting his head against the couch, staring into nothingness and absentmindedly fiddling with his phone, opening and closing it again and again. Byou, showing no signs of coming up with a solution, had taken over the sofa, sprawled across the piece of furniture with Kazuki lazily poking him every now and then. Yuuto was the only one still giving a damn about fixing the situation. Leader thing afterall. But even he was at the end of his rope when he raised his arms and crossing them, sighed.

"I give up. This is too wack to even be real. Let's just see if this is temporary before rushing into finding the cure for it. One of us will have to look after Jin, though to report when he's... normal again." Waiting for someone to offer himself for the job, he looked around.

"Cross me out," Manabu turned his attention back to the room. "I'm allergic to cathair."

"But you're already in apartment with him!" Kazuki pointed out, but the smaller shook his head.

"That's because I haven't been here long enough. If I were to spend a night with him, I'd be barely concious by the morning if I'm lucky."

Yuuto's shoulders slumped. Shaking his head, he crossed his arms. "I can't take him in either. I can't drag a cat into meetings and such. And to let Zukki take care of him is just a disaster waiting to happen." He ignored the guitarist's glare sent his way, and instead, turned his attention to the last option they had.

"What?" Byou raised his head at the sudden silence that had taken the room under its' spell. "Oh NO you won't."

"Please," Yuuto pleaded, hoping their vocalist hadn't got any strange ideas in his already tainted mind. "You're our last chance. As the leader, I command you to take care of him."

"Read my lips - NO."

Byou sighed. How and why had he given in, he didn't know for sure, but the white feline behind him was suddenly shoved in his car and now there they were, at the door of his apartment. Throwing his jacket off on his way inside, he pointed towards the door again. "Break something and you're out. There will be no scraping on the furniture. You're old enough to use the bathroom. Stay away from the windows. And don't you even dare to spread any fleas around. Got it?" Jin snorted. "Good. I'll take a shower now. Maybe, when I return, this crap will be just my imagination..."

When Byou emerged from the bathroom twenty minutes later, Jin was nowhere to be found. From the spare room, however, weird noises came. Someone was... growling? Upon inspecting the room, Byou found Jin halfway under the bed, his butt in the air.

"What the fuck is going on here?!"

Hearing the brunette's shout, Jin retreated from where he had been and presented Byou with his find. "You have rodent problems," he informed the vocalist, widely grinning. There were white, perfectly sharp fangs in there.

Staring at the tiny mouse between the drummer's claws, Byou shuddered. "Throw it out. And go to sleep. I don't have a basket for you at hand so you'll have to seddle with something else." And leaving the cat behind, he marched towards his bedroom. He was just about to get his rest when something crossed his mind, and grumpily, he got out of the bed and marched to the living room again.

"Jin? Where the fuck are you now?" Upon no reply, Byou shrugged. If the cat didn't want dinner, then so it be. Reaching to his bed, a calm voice stopped him, though.

"I found an another mouse," the drummer simply stated, and looked at Byou with pleading eyes. "Got milk?"

Growling in annoyance, Byou stomped to the kitchen and fetched a carton of the white liquid. Pouring it into a cup, he got back to where he had left the drummer. "Here."

"Thanks," the drummer accepted the cup and to Byou's mild surprise, lapped at the liquid until there was no more. Then, handing the empty cup back to the vocalist, he stretched himself. His eyebrow twitching, Byou watched as the neko-Jin crawled across the room and seddled himself to sleep on the vocalist's bed, purring in delight.

"Well now..." Byou muttered, eyeing the drummer as he got on his bed aswell. Jin had curled up again, thus taking less room. His tail was also wrapped around his form, no longer twitching. It was a surprise for the vocalist aswell as he slowly raised his hand and scratched Jin hesitantly under his jaw, making the drummer purr even louder, his nails coming out to claw at the covers. More daring, Byou pet the Jincat. Oh well, even if this was a mess to handle, it simply had to wait until morning.
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dearswindlerdearswindler on July 5th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
|D That was so cute! <3
和山一朗: Angel-kittyburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:08 pm (UTC)
Thanks :}
JUN: Jin- Racial mixture!ahblur_lijun on July 5th, 2009 05:24 am (UTC)
Jin Kitty~~~
tats so cute..
和山一朗: Manabuburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
Inorite? :D
Thanks for reading~
alexperfectpeach86 on July 5th, 2009 06:37 am (UTC)
This was a cute idea! I loved it x3
和山一朗: Byouburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:10 pm (UTC)
Thank you~ :)
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和山一朗: Renobbyburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
Heh, thanks~
Somehow, I love writing weird stuff like this ;)
αστέριpsychoheroine on July 5th, 2009 09:15 am (UTC)
this is super cute! xD i love it. Byou petting Jin is super adorable.. :3
和山一朗: Daizy_ なおburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:18 pm (UTC)
And what's even more adorable is Jin purring to that :3
Thanks for reading~
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和山一朗: Yuu-chanburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:26 pm (UTC)
Welcome, welcome; as long as I could provide the entertainment :)
Jin would make the prettiest and cutest kitty around. TRUFAX. I'm certain Byou'd love a Jincat all to himself, even with all the troubles it may cause 8)
kill_my_sorrowkill_my_sorrow on July 5th, 2009 10:56 am (UTC)
aww really cute^^
和山一朗: Urubabyburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks :}
psycleslut (Jane): Byoupsycleslut on July 5th, 2009 11:09 am (UTC)
oh my gods that's brilliant!

love it!

more please! xx
和山一朗: Angel-kittyburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:37 pm (UTC)
Not sure about "brilliant" but it sure was fun to write xD
Don't know about more to this piece, but I'm getting in the ScReW-mood, so there might be something coming up near the autumn ;)
Jik Hyunjikhyun on July 5th, 2009 01:38 pm (UTC)
awww that was funny and cute.loved " I found another mouse. got milk? "
和山一朗: Urubabyburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
Must be a cat-thing for him :D
Thanks for reading~
Nikk ☆smiled_girl on July 5th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
awwwh neko!Jin sounds adorable really. *wants one* :D

和山一朗: Masato_NOIZburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:41 pm (UTC)
That's because Jincats are the epitome of cute :3
Rukana: Miyavi 2008 with the Freedom Bearrukana on July 5th, 2009 08:30 pm (UTC)
How cute~! (^_^)
I love Jin's reaction. "This is an emergency of level eight!" <That made me immensely giggle. XD <3
和山一朗: Daizy_ なおburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 05:54 pm (UTC)
Jin is just made of awesome :3
Thanks for reading, btw~
Amelieladyrevania on July 5th, 2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
This can't be a oneshot... Continue it, please! Jincat is really cute, especially with Byou ;3
和山一朗: Yuu-chanburn1ngcha0s on July 7th, 2009 06:02 pm (UTC)
I have no real plans to stall this piece into more chapters, but one day, maybe, if I'm in the mood, Jincat might return ;)
aoi_omoi: mabuchankaju on September 24th, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
oh my goood~ <333 this was so damn cute~ i loved it~!!!! and i absolutely died from laughing all the time XDDD
really great story~ ^^
you're sure you don't want to continue this? TwT